Why We Love It
Designed for runners and athletes to protect your butt when nature calls. Like a gentle kiss from a cloud, these discreet emergency wipes will have you in and out of the bathroom sparkly clean and feeling refreshed during unexpected emergencies. Butt Napkins are both certified flushable and safe to use and they fit easily into small compartments for travel-friendly convenience.
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The individually wrapped Butt Napkin wipes are portable and convenient, fitting easily into a pocket or pack for use anytime, anywhere. Designed for comfort, they provide a thorough clean, leaving no mess, itch, or chafe behind. The strong, thick material ensures durability, while being 3rd party certified flushable and made from biodegradable, plant-based fibres. Enriched with Aloe vera, Vitamin E, and natural extracts, these hypoallergenic wipes are perfect for sensitive skin, keeping you refreshed and protected throughout your day.
Fast Facts
- Enriched with aloe vera and vitamin E to assist with moisture and hydration
- Hypoallergenic wipes ensures no-irritation and are perfect for sensitive skin
- 3rd party certified flushable
- Portable and convenient with individually wrapped wipes
Water: Water serves as the primary solvent and base for the wipe solution. Water helps maintain moisture, keeping the wipes wet and effective.
INGREDIENTS LESS THAN 1%
Polysorbate 20: Polysorbate 20 is an emulsifier that helps mix oil and water-based ingredients. It ensures even distribution of the various ingredients in the wipe solution.
Cucumis Sativus (Cucumber) Fruit Extract: Cucumber Extract is known for its refreshing and revitalizing properties. It imparts a refreshing, hydrating, and soothing sensation to the skin.
Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract (Aloe Vera): Aloe Vera is a natural plant extract known for its soothing properties on sensitive skin. Aloe Vera provides gentle hydration, while also helping to relieve any irritation.
Chamomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract (Chamomile Extract): Chamomile Extract is a botanical extract known for its anti-inflammatory and calming properties. Chamomile Extract provides a sense of comfort and relaxation to the skin.
Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E): Tocopheryl Acetate is a form of Vitamin E, known for its antioxidant properties. It helps nourish, protect, and soothe the skin.
Althaea Officinalis Root Extract (Marshmallow Root): Marshmallow Root Extract is a botanical extract known for its calming properties. This adds a layer of hydration to the skin.
Avena Sativa (Oat) Kernel Extract (Oat Extract): Oat Extract is derived from oats and is known for its skin-soothing properties. It helps leave the skin feeling soft and comfortable.
Phenoxyethanol: Phenoxyethanol is a preservative that helps extend the shelf life of the product. It prevents the growth of harmful bacteria and fungi, ensuring product safety and reliability.
Caprylyl Glycol: Caprylyl Glycol is a humectant and skin conditioning agent. It helps the skin retain moisture, leaving the skin feeling soft and smooth.
USE ON ALL BODY PARTS:
Designed to clean up the dirtiest messes in the dirtiest places, Butt Napkins are safe for other areas of the body that need cleaning too. Recommend starting from the top and working your way down.
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- FREE shipping on orders $120+ NZD
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Same Day Dispatch: Orders placed before 12 PM (AEST/AEDT, Melbourne AU time) on weekdays are usually dispatched same day*. Orders placed after this cutoff will head out the next business day.*This is a guideline, not a guarantee. While we do our best to ship orders out on time, dispatch may be delayed during peak periods, sales events, or due to unexpected courier or warehouse issues.
Delivery Times - Australia: Standard shipping takes 3-9 business days. Need it faster? Choose Express at checkout.
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30-Day Policy
Easy returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery.
Tech Item Exception
Watches, FORM goggles, headphones, heart rate monitors, recovery boots and similar tech items can only be returned if unopened and unconnected in original packaging.
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Buying a gift? Contact us at purchase to request an extended return period.
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Items marked as FINAL SALE cannot be returned or exchanged unless faulty or covered by warranty.
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